Isis ([info]isiscolo) wrote in [info]hp100,

Quibbler's Team of Top Psychics Make Predictions for 1993

Title: Quibbler's Team of Top Psychics Make Predictions for 1993
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100 words
Author's notes: 1993 is the year of the events in PoA.

CASSANDRA SAYS: PRISONER TO ESCAPE AZKABAN

Noted seer Cassandra Plimpton predicts that Rodolphus Lestrange will somehow escape from the notorious prison and attempt to kill Harry Potter.

SYBILL SAYS: HOGWARTS TO HIRE DARK CREATURE

Divination professor Sybill Trelawney predicts that the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor will be a Vampire, who will attempt to kill Harry Potter.

DELPHI SAYS: MARTYR NOT REALLY DEAD

Famous fortuneteller Delphi Darlington predicts that James Potter, supposedly killed by Voldemort over ten years ago, is not dead after all. "Unfortunately, he is deranged, and he will attempt to kill Harry Potter," says Delphi.

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[info]rivetcat

July 22 2003, 15:52:37 UTC 8 years ago

charming! i love the names, and the fact that the Quibbler is half-right on all counts :)

poor Harry, though!

[info]isiscolo

July 22 2003, 16:00:25 UTC 8 years ago

You just know that the Quibbler's cover will blare: BOY-WHO-LIVED IN DANGER, PSYCHICS PREDICT!!!

[info]littleasianpixi

July 22 2003, 15:57:29 UTC 8 years ago

Hehehe, the last one is wonderful.

[info]len

July 22 2003, 16:08:20 UTC 8 years ago

In summary: 1993 will not be a very good year for Harry Potter.

[info]isiscolo

July 22 2003, 16:40:16 UTC 8 years ago

Nor will 1994, 1995,...

[info]naltariel

July 22 2003, 20:50:20 UTC 8 years ago

Love the names and they're all very funny.

[info]fabularasa

July 23 2003, 14:02:28 UTC 8 years ago

Delphli Darlington. Big sticky peanut butter grin on my face.

When I grow up, I want to write for The Quibbler. I write fanfic, after all, so I'm already halfway there, right?

[info]sine_que_non767

December 16 2004, 22:02:33 UTC 7 years ago

*giggles madly*

[info]jondar

February 27 2006, 14:55:58 UTC 6 years ago

*chortle*

What is it about those pesky seers, prophets and divinators that have obsessions with offing poor ickle Harry? :)
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