Isis ([info]isiscolo) wrote in [info]hp100,
2003-04-09 17:17:00
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an entry, in good taste

Title: A Tasteful Death
House: Ravenclaw
Word count: 100

To the Hogwarts kitchen elves:

When the curse that Voldemort threw at the school this morning was diverted and vaporized the lake instead, it meant the end of my life -- but I'd like my passing to be of use in some small way. Therefore, I give you permission to serve me as calamari to the students. I recommend the following recipe:

1. Cut me into 1-inch chunks
2. Dredge me in cornmeal
3. Lightly fry me in oil.

You'll need 60 kilos of cornmeal and 40 liters of oil. Please don't overcook me, I'll get rubbery.

The Giant Squid

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[info]ladysorka

April 9 2003, 16:22:28 UTC 9 years ago

Mmm... yummy.

Also, yay! Squidfic!

[info]isiscolo

April 9 2003, 16:55:19 UTC 9 years ago

Yay! More squidly icons!

[info]amanuensis1

April 9 2003, 16:24:13 UTC 9 years ago

Never stop the squidfic! Yay!

[info]isiscolo

April 9 2003, 17:24:31 UTC 9 years ago

That icon is...inspiring.

[info]sloanesomething

April 9 2003, 16:26:39 UTC 9 years ago

*weeps*

It's so sad! Poor squid!

Anonymous

January 14 2006, 07:20:43 UTC 6 years ago

squidfic

It's weird but nice

[info]thistle_chaser

April 9 2003, 16:27:16 UTC 9 years ago

*laughs!* That's terrible, but really funny.

[info]strangefrontier

April 9 2003, 16:48:05 UTC 9 years ago

*loffs greatly*

All hail the squidficcage!

[info]mctabby

April 9 2003, 17:13:08 UTC 9 years ago

*burp*

Mmm, tasty! Compliments to the chefs, bless their little tea-towels.

What's for dessert?

[info]iibnf

April 9 2003, 17:13:52 UTC 9 years ago

Wa! I laughed until I got a headache!

[info]jennybunny

April 9 2003, 17:18:55 UTC 9 years ago

ohmigod, i want your little squiddy babies. So hilarious. Gotta love the squids.

[info]ze_dragon

April 9 2003, 18:57:34 UTC 9 years ago

That was so funny. I hope the students enjoyed their dinner. =o)

[info]ajodasso

April 9 2003, 19:00:50 UTC 9 years ago

*LOL*

[info]lizbee

April 9 2003, 19:19:13 UTC 9 years ago

I like a garlic marinade, myself. Or boil for a while, then grill.

Mmm, calamari.

::slurp::

[info]sorchar

April 10 2003, 00:14:58 UTC 9 years ago

Poor Hogwarts.

[info]ntamara

April 10 2003, 01:07:04 UTC 9 years ago

Squidfic! And tasty squidfic at that!

Gotta love the giant squid, he/it/she's so generous. :)

[info]chaya

April 10 2003, 07:00:55 UTC 9 years ago

Bwah.

[info]annlarimer

April 10 2003, 07:03:00 UTC 9 years ago

::breaded applause!::

[info]pogrebin

April 11 2003, 20:30:05 UTC 9 years ago

*giggles helplessly*

That was absolutely hilarious...and <3's the icon.


Lovely!

[info]_melissa_

April 12 2003, 05:12:51 UTC 9 years ago

hahahaha!! thats hilarious!
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