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Harry "Rod Hull" Potter?
Title: Harry "Rod Hull" Potter?
Challenge: What If?
Word Count: 100
House: Hufflepuff
Characters: Harry, Justin, Snape, Lockhart, Draco (off-stage)
Author's Note: Most of the first half is compressed from CoS.

"Don't move, Potter," said Snape lazily, "I'll get rid of it..."

"Allow me!" shouted Lockhart. He brandished the wand at the snake and there was a loud bang; the snake, instead of vanishing, turned into an emu! Enraged, it ran towards Justin Finch-Fletchley and grunted threateningly.

Harry wasn't sure what made him do it. He shouted stupidly at the emu, "Leave him!" Unfortunately the emu ignored him and, by the time Snape had banished it, Justin was bleeding on the floor.

"Potter, Malfoy, I'll see you both in detention." admonished Snape, as he helped Justin out to the hospital wing.
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From: jenish Date: May 28th, 2004 12:59 am (UTC) (link!)
*jaw drops* I don't believe it! Rod Hull and Emu in HP!

AAAAHAHAHAAAA *falls over laughing*

Brilliant!
gail_b From: gail_b Date: May 28th, 2004 03:18 am (UTC) (link!)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

EMU!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Lockhart! Snape! Oh, I like this drabble a lot!!!
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